Phil ended up leaving in an ambulance, Eddie lost part of a finger, Flea decided he doesn't want to play music anymore and Stevie claims the whole thing killed his karma and he can't perform again for another 8 years!"Īt this point organizer Kendall is sweating profusely "Are.Are you telling me the band can't play tonight?!" Flea jumped in and then Phil was terrible. Little Stevie Wonder and that nut Van Halen got in a fight. "Kenny!", he says in a raspy, strained whimper, "Bad news had a rehearsal with the band last night. Kendall Bullworth, who is organizing the event and feeling pretty darn good about things, recieves a call from Don Henley himself. It is set to go down as the most outrageous New Years party in the history of outrageous New Years parties. Everyone has been buzzing about the band they are bringing in a supergroup featuring the singing of Don Henley, Stevie Wonder on keys, Eddie Van Halen on guitar, Phil Collins on drums and Flea from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers on bass. Lexar has developed a reputation for it's phenomenal New Years Parties, in fact these parties are the only reason some people work there. It is almost New Years Eve and Lextar Tech, a company dealing in the development and sale of electrical fan motors, is all set to put on another legendary bash. I've heard it since then told with different variations but I will retell the version I first heard as close as I can:
THIS HEART OF MINE TABLEDIT CRACKED
There are a million banjo jokes out there but the first time I heard this one, told to me by the excellent guitarist Craig McGreggor, it really cracked me up.
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